the worst part about christmas is having to react to presents in front of everyone
*tips fedora in shame*
ive found one in the wild
this is a squirrel feeder and it’s possibly the best thing i’ve ever seen
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
- microwave: beep
- me: chill the fuck out
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS
This is Ebony!
He’s a fluffy black cat (He’s ten years old.) who really needs a new home.
He doesn’t get along with two of my other cats, and it’s just been getting worse.
If you (or someone you know…) live in or around Moorhead/Fargo or by those general…
Paul and Linda with their kids