the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Contrary to popular belief the “pansexuals don’t see gender” claim is wrong and completely false
We don’t only not see gender, we don’t even see people. We don’t see buildings or grass or the sky. I can’t even see my computer or the keyboard.
All pansexuals are born without eyeballs and thus develop super sonic hearing as an adaption to survive. This is a known fact.
I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried
Thought I could break up the angst a little
sorry not sorry
tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”
eyebrow game strong like
why do people romanticize cigarettes theyre nasty af and cause a shit ton of diseases and medical issues
*picks up phone* ah, yes sir, we got your résumé. it’s just a bunch of photoshopped pictures of Snails playing the bass guitar. you requested a salary of 3 million dollars an hour. you’re hired
Pete at his home in Twickenham with his bust of Mozart
- John: I don't care how you did it
- Sherlock fandom: Hold the fuck up there john